Remembering Liverpool 7-0 Man Utd: Two Years Since the Manc Meltdown at Anfield
March 5, 2023 – a date forever etched in the minds of Liverpool fans and one Manchester United supporters have collectively tried to erase from their memories (unsuccessfully, of course). On this glorious day, the mighty Reds didn’t just beat their bitter rivals; they took them apart like a dodgy IKEA table, piece by humiliating piece.
The 7-0 Annihilation Unfolds
The game started with Manchester United looking like they might actually put up a fight. Hope is a dangerous thing. Cody Gakpo, who must’ve mistaken Lisandro Martínez for a traffic cone, opened the floodgates just before halftime. Then, in the second half, Liverpool decided to truly embarrass United on live television. Goals rained in like Manchester weather, courtesy of Gakpo, Darwin Núñez, and Mohamed Salah’ contest. The cherry on top? Roberto Firmino, in his final season with the club, making it Liverpool 7-0 Man Utd and sending the United fanbase into full meltdown mode.
Salah Breaks Records, United Breaks Down
Mohamed Salah didn’t just score twice; he also secured his place as Liverpool’s all-time top scorer in the Premier League. Meanwhile, United secured their place as the butt of every football joke for the foreseeable future.
Lisandro Martínez must still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about the moment Salah spun him around like a malfunctioning Beyblade.
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The Aftermath: Tears, Memes, and a Historic Humbling
The internet did not hold back. From memes of Erik ten fags checking the job market to viral clips of United fans rage-quitting life, the reactions were almost as enjoyable as the match itself.
Liverpool fans still celebrate this game like a second Christmas, while United supporters have developed a mysterious case of ‘March 5th amnesia.’ Convenient, isn’t it?
Two Years On: A Beautiful Memory
Two years later, Liverpool fans still watch the highlights whenever they need cheering up. It remains a night of pure footballing bliss, a perfect storm of attacking brilliance, and Manchester United simply existing in a state of absolute misery.
As we celebrate the anniversary of the Anfield Massacre (7-0 Edition™), let’s raise a toast to those who made it possible—Liverpool’s clinical attack, Erik ten fag’s tactical confusion, and Manchester United’s world-class ability to self-destruct in the most hilarious way possible.
Cheers to many more!
